A family of mice was surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language. --------------------------------------------- A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!" ----------------------------------------------- Patient: Doctor, I have pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. --------------------------------------------- Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answer...